没有时间谈感情的老头

  一位七十多岁的老头,通过中介所找了一位五十多岁的保姆。

  A seventy - year - old old man, through the agency to find a more than fifty nannies.

  保姆按照地址自己找上了门。老头一见,干净又漂亮,心花怒放,马上说道:“脱裤子上床吧。”

  Nanny according to address themselves to find the door. The old man saw, clean and beautiful, be elated, immediately said: "take off pants to go to bed."

  保姆一听,吓了一跳,问道:“怎么回事?”

  Hearing this, the babysitter got a fright, ask a way: "what's the matter?"

  老头说道:“中介没跟你说吗?我找的是同居保姆。”

  The old man said: "the mediation not say with you? I'm looking for is cohabitation nanny."

  保姆羞红了脸说:“那也太快了点吧?”

  Nanny blushes for said: "it is a little too fast?"

  老头说:“你看我这岁数,还有多余的时间跟你谈感情吗?”

  The old man said: "what do you think I this age, have spare time to talk to you feelings?"

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