糊涂村民与精明村官

  遇到大灾,农民前去县衙情愿,要求减税.

  In case of catastrophe, farmers to county government, tax cuts.

  县官:今年麦子收成怎么样?

  County magistrate: how about the wheat harvest this year?

  农民:只收了三成.

  Farmer: only accept thirty percent.

  县官:稻谷收成怎么样?

  County magistrate: rice crop?

  农民:也只有三成.

  Farmer: only thirty percent.

  县官:棉花呢?

  County magistrate: cotton?

  农民:三成...

  Farmer: thirty percent...

  县官大怒:你这刁民,都收了九成了,还说什么大灾?拖出去……

  County magistrate is great anger: you this unruly, received nine became, is also said what catastrophe? Pull out...

  农民:老爷,真的是大灾啊,小人活了一百六十多岁了,从来没有见多这样的...

  Farmer: Sir, is really great ah, little people lived more than one hundred and sixty years old, had never seen such a more...

  县官:你哪来的一百五十多岁...

  County magistrate: you which come of more than one hundred and fifty years old...

  农民:我七十岁,我大儿子四十八岁,二儿子四十五岁.

  Farmer: I'm seventy years old, my oldest son is forty-eight years old, the second son forty-five years old.

  县官:真是糊涂蛋,赶出去...

  County magistrate: really loopy, out...

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