吃梨去皮的笑话

  一位四十多岁的姑娘去看七十多岁的老爹,刚好老爹买了一堆烂梨,他就选了一个大的递给姑娘,说道:“这个坏的少,你打皮吃吧。”

  A more than forty years old girl to go to the more than seventy - year - old father, dad just bought a bunch of bad pears, he chose a large hand girl, said: "this bad, you play skin to eat."

  姑娘本来不想吃,但是怕驳了老爹的面子,只好装做不在意的样子打了起来。

  Girl originally don't want to eat, but fear of barge torre's face, so we have to make a pretense of don't like to play up.

  老爹看见姑娘把梨皮打得过厚,就心疼了,他上前一把抢过姑娘手里的梨子和水果刀,小心翼翼地薄薄地打起来,到梨子快打完时,小刀划到了他的手指,老爹生气地把梨子和水果刀摔到地上,嘴里骂道:“你个王八蛋!”

  Dad saw girl beat pear skin too thick, can love dearly, he stepped a grabbed the girl of pears and fruit knife in his hand, carefully thin, play to the pears off a knife to his fingers, he angrily the pears and fruit knife fell to the ground, his mouth scold a way: "you son of a bitch!"

  姑娘马上为老爹包扎好,就去地上拾起那个打好皮的梨子想要扔进垃圾筒里,老爹见了,马上说:“别扔,打下皮还能吃。”

  Girls immediately for torre wound, went to the ground to pick up the good skin of pears to throw into the garbage can, torre saw, immediately said: "don't throw, lay the skin also can eat."

  于是,老爹又仔细把梨子打了一遍,就剩下一个梨胡儿了,递给姑娘,说道:“吃吧,烂梨不烂味!”

  So, torre and beat pears again carefully, leaves a pear will, to the girl, said: "don't eat, bad pears taste!"

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