老大爷的笑话,看报纸和下象棋。

  1、爷爷年纪大了经常用放大镜看报纸。最近儿子没了工作,爷爷很是着急,于是在报纸上找起了招聘启事,这天阳光明媚,爷爷每个字都看得十分清楚,不一会儿,就把报纸点着了。

  1, grandpa old newspapers often use a magnifying glass. Son didn't work recently, grandpa is very anxious, so the advertisement in the newspaper to find, the day the sun is shining, grandpa every word see very clear, after a while, just set fire to the newspaper.

  2、老大爷在街边儿下象棋,下的正入迷,突然旁边有人说了一句话:“老头儿,你车没啦!”

  2, the old man in the street side playing chess, is ecstasy, suddenly next to someone said a words: "the old man, the car didn't you!"

  老大爷胸有成竹的说:“什么车,这叫車,他的马进,我可以退啊,小伙子,还需多学习下棋啊!!!”

  Eldest brother ye have answers of say: "what car, this call a car, his horse, I can return ah, young man, still need to learn to play chess!!!"

  “我说的是你的自行车没啦”,只见那老汉差点没昏过去。。。

  "I didn't!" said is your bike, I saw that the old man could hardly fainted...

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