抠门的地主与吃货的长工笑话

  抠门的地主正坐在屋里吃点心,一个长工推门进来,他连个让字都没有。

  Stingy landlord is sitting in the house have a snack, a long opened the door and came in, he doesn't even have a let word.

  长工便坐在他对面说道:老掌柜,我昨天下午在地里刨出个瓦罐,里面满装着...好像是白铁疙瘩..

  Long sat down opposite him and said: old shopkeeper, I dig out in the field yesterday afternoon a crock, full filled with... As tin bumps..

  地主一听,心里就喜欢,顺手给了长工一块点心。

  Hearing this, the landlord just love in my heart, without extra trouble gave a snack.

  长工吃完点心继续说:我仔细一看,不料竟是银子.

  Long after eating snacks continue to say: I have a look, but turns out to be of silver.

  地主听到这里,更是高兴,赶忙又递给正正一块点心。

  The landlord heard here, is happy, quickly and pass is a snack.

  长工吃了第二块点心,嘴凑到地主耳旁说:我把那罐银子用棉袄一裹,用胳膊一夹,一直往回跑,准备到家分给老掌柜半罐...

  Long to eat a second piece of dim sum, his lips to the landlord's ear said: I put the can of silver with a wrap, quilted jacket with a clamp arm, has been back to home to old the shopkeeper half a tank...

  地主高兴地连点心盒塞到长工手里。

  The landlord happily even snack boxes to hand.

  长工吃完点心,拍了拍手,不慌不忙地说:我抱着银子罐正迈步进门,不料被咱的高门槛绊倒,把我给惊醒了。

  Long after eating snacks, took a clap, leisurely to say: I hold silver pot is stepped through the door, only to be my high threshold down, give me to wake up with a start.

  啊!原来你在说梦话呀!地主气得两手打颤,一把夺回点心盒子,可里面的点心一块也没有了。

  Ah! Originally you in say talk in a dream! Landlord spirit hands tremble, a snack box back, but it haven't got a piece of pastry.

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